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Thursday, May 26, 2005

SPACERS 3!!!!!!!!

First of all, I would like to congratulate Carrie for winning American Idol!!!! So amazing!!! Bo is great too, but he will be okay, he is, I believe, a “tough guy.” They are both winners to me! But Carrie is the winner. Okay, now back to the Spacers!

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SPACERS 3

CREEPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Penelope (spaceship) is in big trouble because of the Creepers.

What are the Creepers? They are baddies, awful and disgusting. Are they robots? No. What do they look like? Horrible, just horrible. They have red helmets with devil horns, but guess what? It is not the devil they are worshipping, it is the big baddie McGoolihan, who is half a man and half a spaceship (actually, he is quite terrifying). Actually, now that I am thinking about it, it is not the helmets that have the devil horns, it is the actual heads of the Creepers, and the helmets have special holes for their horns. If you were to run into a Creeper in a space hallway or somewhere and the Creeper had misplaced his zapper, he would just take a run at you and try to stab at you with his pointy horns, which have poison that shoots out of them. This poison is like acid (LSD) which I believe can burn through any surface in the world, so you better look out! Their faces are so gross that they have to cover them up with the helmets, which I guess have mirrors on the front of them. That could be confusing for a space hero like a Spacer, because if you saw a Creeper you might be like “That is me!’ (because of the mirror) and then HIII-YAW you get stabbed with the poison horn acid (LSD).

Their ships (the fighting ships) are little bitty ones, but super fast and they are shaped like men – so it is their ships that look a lot like robots! Anyhoo, there are a whole bunch of them. That means BIG TROUBLE for the Spacers gang on the Lady Penelope, their own spaceship, a really good one, this one.

Little Kee-bo is asleep, or he was, he is waking up now because everybody is screaming “NO!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I HATE CREEPERS!!!!!” Even the robots are screaming. And Princess Armenian! The only ones not screaming are the Three Siamese Twins (creepy but nice) who cannot speak but have the special mind powers that they were using on Kee-bo while he was snoozing. What were they doing to him? I don’t know, I don’t know. Starbone (Starbone!) and Rusty the Rooster are driving, and they are shooting with the big blaster guns on the front of the Spaceship.

BEEE-YOOO! BEE-YOOO! ZAM! ZAM! (space guns)

“Uh oh, looks like we got a lot of the Creepers and they wanna party!” This is Starbone.

Rusty the Rooster goes “Cock a doodley doo! Yer right boss!”

BEEE-YOOO! BEE-YOOO!

ZAM! ZAM!

BEEE-YOOO!

“Yaw!!!!! Got one!!!!!” This is Starbone.

ZAM! ZAM! ZAM!

BEE-YOOOOOOOO! BEEEEEEEEEE-YOOOOOOO!!!!!

ZAM! ZAM!

BEEE-YOOO! BEE-YOOO!

Nice shut Rusty! (Rusty the Rooster)

ZAM! ZAM!

BEEE-YOOO! BEE-YOOO!

ZAM! ZAM! ZAM!

Uh oh! Main hull is blammed up pretty bad!

ZAM! ZAM! ZAM! ZAM! ZAM!

Arrrghhh!!!

BEE-YOOO! BEEE-YOOO! BEE-YOOO!

Okay, now all of the Creepers are dead, except for a sneaky one that is off to tell on the Spacers to McGoolihan (big baddie).

Now something sad. In all the ruckus, the snooty French robot is dead – but before he dies he says (like a French one) “Zee Spacers will triumph in the end.”

Kee-bo is crying again, because he loved the French robot, even though they just met. The robot who is all like a big ball goes “Beep boo bah.” (upset!)

Everyone is crying, even though it is just a robot.

SO EXCITING!

And don’t forget about Aereolahay – in BIG trouble! Who is she!!??

Keep reading Spacers!

Yours truly, Neal Anderson

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