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Thursday, July 28, 2005

SPACERS 4!!!!!!!!!!!!

OuterSpace

SPACERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all CONGRATULATIONS KELLY MONACO FOR WINNING DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!!!!!

Okay, what is happening in Spacers ?????? (it has been so long!!! SORRY!!!)
One thing is that the Spacer’s spaceship is now called Lady Ken Jelepy, because the other name was already taken. Also Starbone (the cool one) no longer looks like Bo Bice because Bo Bice is a JERK who thinks people are STALKERS when they are definitely NOT STALKERS. Starbone now looks like me crossed with John Depp (!!) but John Depp in the Pirates one not the superfreaky one about the chocolate where he looks like a freaky lady. Actually, the Spacers are a lot like pirates. Princess Aremenian still looks like Carrie Underwood, our “American Idol” champion, FAIR AND SQUARE.

Back to SPACERS!!!!!!!!!!!

What has happened.? Crybaby Kee-bo’s mom and dad were robots and they were shot by Starbone and Princess Armenian and their Spacer guns, and maybe they shot his sister Kasaba too (by accident). BUT KEE-BO’S ROBOT PARENTS WERE GOING TO KILL KEE-BO so it is fine. Then they (THE SPACERS) take off with Kee-bo in LADY KEN JELEPY the spaceship. Then the CREEPERS (BADDIES!) come up out of nowhere and they blam it up and they kill the snooty French robot. Everybody cries, especially Kee-bo, who is the world’s biggest crybaby. ALSO! McGOOOLIHAN is a real baddie - the half man half spaceship! Aereolahy, we don’t know what her deal is yet, Aerolahay. She is just like “aaaaagh help me Kee-bo!!!!”

Also on the spaceship Lady Ken Jelepy there is RUSTY THE BIG RED ROOSTER MAN.

Also BIG BALL ROBOT.

Also three freaky Siamese twins reading Kee-bo’s mind with their SECRET MIND POWERS.

Now what?

They beat the Creepers - good!

Kee-Bo has stopped crying about the dead Frenchman (thank God!) and he is looking at Princess Armenian and then looking at Starbone (!) and then thinks to himself “These two are made for each other!” And it is true! If ever there were two Spacers more perfect for each other you can bet I would like to meet them ASAP!!! The thing is, even though they are so good for one another, they are always fighting! This is classic stuff. Like sometimes Princess Armenian is wiping the space windows (on Lady Ken Jelepy the spaceship) and Starbone will walk by smoking a cigar and say “Now I seen everything – a Princess wiping my windows!” and she will be like “Ha! Yeah right, I guess you forgot I won this here spaceship from you in a game of cards!” And he’ll be like “You are so f***ing stupid!” and she’ll be “I’m gonna cut your Peterson off!” Then they will kiss a bit, no tongue. Classic!

“Have a beer, Kee-bo!” This is Starbone, throwing Kee-bo a “cold one.” (DO NOT FREAK OUT – I know that Kee-bo is just a boy but this is outer space and the rules are different and do you know what else, beer is different too, it is more like root beer, only with alcohol.)

Kee-bo is starting to chill out, not crying all the time. Now he can ask the questions like a nice calm little one.

“Who are you people and where are going!?” This is Kee-Bo.

“I told ya, ya little brat, we’re Spacers and we’re going to the galactic rim!” This is Starbone.

“Why?” This Kee-bo.

Princess Armenian stands up, very proud. She is like “The High Council of Spacers have told us to go there and when we will get there they will tell us why! They also told us to pick you up from Zargon-5, because your parents were robots that were trying to kill you!”

Kee-bo is crying again. Big Ball Robot goes “BEEP BOOP BAH” to cheer him up. It works! Everybody laughs. HAHAHA!!!!!

Starbone says to Princess Armenian – “Ha you laugh like a horse!”
And she goes: “Ha right and you laugh like a horse’s derriere!!!!” (French)
Then they are all sexy and winking, and Princess Armenian looks a little bit like a prostitute , but one like The Pretty Lady, nice. Maybe they are about to kiss… Are they!!!??? BUT…..

THEN THERE IS A NOISE!

BOOM CLANG A LANG A!!! Uh oh, no!!!!

DON'T CRY KEE-BO!!!

"WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!!!! AGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED!

NEXT SPACERS: MCGOOLIHAN IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!

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